Thank you for feeding me
You, friend, are a good human worthy of every good thing that comes to you. You are a patron of the arts, a healer of the sick, a shady tree on a hot summers day. You are the macaroni and cheese on my dinner table.
You have kept me out of the office and sitting on my ass for one more day and for that, you deserve a gold star. Might I suggest these guys? Just $5.99 for almost half a dozen on Amazon. What. A. Bargain. They don’t even pay me to advertise for them. Yet.